When boredom strikes… Things to ask Siri

It’s a well-known feeling – you’re four weeks into your summer holiday and rapidly running out of means of amusement. Fear not, for we’ve come up with a guaranteed half hour of (mostly) innocent amusement.

So grab your iPhone, and get ready to torment that poor little pocket PA that we call Siri – don’t worry, we won’t ruin the punch lines!

  • “Do you have a boyfriend?”
  • “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
  • “How many Apple store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
  • “What are you doing later?”
  • “Is Jon Snow dead?”
  • “How do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?”
  • “Beatbox.”
  • “What are you wearing?”
  • “What is zero divided by zero?”

A little something to ask #siri… . . #funny #scaramouche #bohemianrhapsody #queen #lol

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  • “What is your best pick up line?”
  • “Why are fire trucks red?”
  • “Hello, Cortana”
  • “Guess what?”
  • “What is Inception about?”
  • “I love you”
  • “I see a little silhouetto of a man…”
  • “Is winter coming?”
  • “When is the world going to end?”
  • “Tell me a story”

And, if you need any more convincing…

  • “Which is the best phone?”

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