- England, we’ve always tried to get along with you, despite some tough times.

2. But trying to take us out the EU when no city in Scotland voted for it? Aw hell no…

3. We tried to warn you that if you didn’t listen to us, you’d lose your wife…

4. And now Nicola Sturgeon has gone all Queen Bey and is telling Westminster “BOY BYE”.

5. Because at the end of the day Scotland are winners. And winners don’t quit on themselves.

Scotland, are you ready to get in formation? Tweet us your thoughts.